" exfoliating "

 [ "exfoliate" ]

1: Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

  * e.g.,  ... I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that? 

 [ "exfoliate" ]

2: Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

 [ "exfoliate" ]

3: When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.

 [ "exfoliator" ]

1: when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then slaps a slice of cucumber on top of the semen

  * e.g.,  ... This slut last night got pretty pissed off when I gave her the old exfoliator..... she thanked me later for the snack. 

 [ "Exfoliant" ]

1: You are having sex and just before you blow your load you pull out, cum in your hand, and rub it all over her face.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave that girl a nice exfoliant. 

 [ "Exfoliant" ]

2: other forms of the word include; exfoliation, exfoliate

 [ "exfoliate" ]

1: (v) To cut the shit out of.

  * e.g.,  ... This new soap has shards of glass in it, so it really exfoliates. 

 [ "exfoliation" ]

1: Sex through the belly button

  * e.g.,  ... I will use exfoliation to exfoliate your taste buds 

 [ "exfoliate" ]

1: To come out of a shell and do something different to express yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... From "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson and his screen daughter in bathroom, Mel in pantyhose) 

 [ "exfoliate" ]

1: The getting under of the skin which a person does that causes their girlfriend or boyfriend to become an ex girlfriend of boyfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... "You have to give me some facts so that I can defend myself." 

 [ "premature exfoliation" ]

1: The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

  * e.g.,  ... Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August. 

 [ "Exfoliate" ]

1: When a Silent Ruse has Explosive Diarrhea and Shits, Craps, Pisses, and CUMS ( Greek Yogurt ) on the Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses && Soulless People on the 11th Floor ++ the 13th Floor in the Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World , and the Trick Ruses , because of all of the Shams ( Plagiarism ) that they, the Trick Ruses , do , they then carry all that SKATA to the Devil’s Thrown & && & The Devil , Satan , gives their Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds && && Trashy Little Trampy Soul Minds --- EACH a VERY WARM Devil’s Thrown Hello -- meaning a Devil’s Thrown Welcome from The Devil Himself -- Satan -- The Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses are HEXed and then become Aliens from the 13th Planet << HELL << for All of Eternity -- all because the Trick Ruses && && Soulless People on the 11th Floor treated the Silent Ruse UNFAIR !! ---Trick Ruses &&& Soulless People have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds and they also have “LOSER” stamped right on their Trashy Little Trampy Forehead

  * e.g.,  ... Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves from all of the Shams that they do ! ! 

 [ "Exfoliate" ]

2: ---Trick Ruses are HEXed , by the Silent Ruse , and are now ALIENS from the 13th Planet

  * e.g.,  ... Sham ==== ==== Plagiarism 

 [ "Exfoliate" ]

3: ---Silent Ruse Gave Birth to the Trick Ruses’ Fears!!!

  * e.g.,  ... 11th Floor <<<------ PWND by the Silent Ruse <<<---- author blthrskt Dropping off like flies +++ They ran out the country +++ 06/06/06 six six six +++ Inkubus Sukkubus +++ stalker vagabond hermit +++ to shack up with +++ Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… +++ Jibber Jabber +++ Paranoid Schizophrenia +++ 07/07/07 +++ Seven Wytches +++ Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games +++ Schizophrenic Soul Minds +++ Trashy little trampy earth mind +++ Meeting 5:30 +++ Something went wrong +++ Gods of Mass Destruction +++ GOMD +++ Double Meaning Secret +++ Tuesday Thursday Power +++ 13th Floor Massacre +++ Explosive Diarrhea +++ $1662 +++ Wall of Shame +++ Scapegoat ---The Silent Ruse needed to Exfoliate on the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses because they, the Lame Trick Ruses , treated the Silent Ruse UNFAIR … … … ---The 11th Floor is on the Wall of Shame for what the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses did to the Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor --- 11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS !!! 

 [ "Exfoliate" ]

4: ---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... ---Trick Ruses treated the Silent Ruse like a Scapegoat --- Now their Trashy Little Trashy Schizophrenic Soul Minds can NOW All Burn In HELL !!! !!! 

 [ "Exfoliate" ]

5: ---Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds in this Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World and are Hell-Bound === Devil’s Thrown

 [ "Exfoliate" ]

6: ---The Silent Ruse has the Double Meaning Secret

 [ "Exfoliating Mask" ]

1: When you cum on a girls face then immediately wrap her face up in plastic wrap.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl had some acne so I give her an exfoliating mask.