" exemptions "

 [ "Exemption" ]

1:  Freedom from an obligation: Permission or entitlement not to do something that others are obliged to do.

  * e.g.,  ...  An exemption from jury duty. 

 [ "Exemption" ]

2:  Exempt person or thing: Somebody who or something that is exempt, e.g. income that is not taxed.

  * e.g.,  ...  A range of tax exemptions. 

 [ "exempt" ]

1: Free and clear of all that Sh*t

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear about the beef between John and his homies? I'm exempt! 

 [ "exempt" ]

2: Not having to participate

 [ "self-exempt" ]

1: When you don't show up to take a midterm or final without prior permission, usually resulting in a getting a zero for that exam.

  * e.g.,  ... Ned - Dude, what'd you get on the chemistry final? Ed - A zero. Ned - What?! Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it. 

 [ "Work exempt" ]

1: (Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.

  * e.g.,  ... Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job. 

 [ "the redeagle exemption" ]

1: You knew who/what I was when you added me on Facebook there for you have no right to get mad/offended by something that I say or do.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you said that 

 [ "shawshank exemption" ]

1: To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption. 

 [ "Artist's exemption" ]

1: When an aspiring musician or artist is given an exemption from having a nice car or apartment during a courtship of a girl.

  * e.g.,  ... "Kelly your new friend is kind of a loser!" It's ok he is releasing a mixtape pretty soon so he gets an artist's exemption. 

 [ "california exempt" ]

1: California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.

  * e.g.,  ... man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail. 

 [ "NNN Exemption" ]

1: The all time Exemption from No Nut November. In a relationship (she’s gotta be good looking or it don’t count and the homies have to agree)

  * e.g.,  ... Jonas is EXEMPT from NNN because he’s with a hella good looking girl!!!!!!! 

 [ "NNN Exemption" ]

2:  You get a free Nut pass And that my friends is the only Exemptions so use this at your own discretion:))))

  * e.g.,  ... NNN Exemption- you’re exempt from NNN 

 [ "Cummings exemption" ]

1: An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption. Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse. George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.