" epitaphic "

 [ "Epitaph" ]

1: A short phrase, verse, inscription upon a tombstone referring to the one who lies beneath it.

  * e.g.,  ... I want her Epitaph to say: 

 [ "Epitaph" ]

1: A god-tier song by the god-tier prog rock band King Crimson.

  * e.g.,  ... "Confusion will be my epitaph" 

 [ "epitaph" ]

1: a real good punk rock label

  * e.g.,  ... Did you know that Bad Religion owns Epitaph 

 [ "epitaph" ]

1: The most god-forsaken map in halo 3.

  * e.g.,  ... O great, Epitaph, everyone veto. 

 [ "epitaph" ]

2: The map most vetoed in Halo

  * e.g.,  ... I was playing on Epitaph earlier and I couldnt manage to get a single kill, the thing that was weird was that no one else did either. 

 [ "Epitaphability" ]

1: The pursuit of being worthy of one’s own epitaph. The worthiness of one’s life as it relates to one’s desired/aspirational epitaph

  * e.g.,  ... She was such a terrific young person. Did you hear what everyone said at the funeral? She definitely lived life with adventure and Epitaphability. This year, for my New Year’s resolution i am finally going to get serious about my Epitaphability. I’m going to give to charity, call my parents and read more books. 

 [ "Epitaph" ]

1: A Butt, An ass, a Buttocks, either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,

  * e.g.,  ... Girl shake that epitaph! 

 [ "Epitaph" ]

2: a Bum, a booty

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that girl's got an big epitaph! 

 [ "Epitaph" ]

1: Coolest person in the world, is super-great, and is super-awesome. See also; Big-Dicked star.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that guy is SO epitaph! 

 [ "Politicians’ Epitaphs" ]

1: The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

  * e.g.,  ... A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed: Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church. Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope. Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades. Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory. Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city. 

 [ "epitaph" ]

1: TOTAL WANKER!! but is still a sex god!! but is only attracted to tasmanian bogans!

  * e.g.,  ... in his natural habitat Peeteey can be himself! an epitaph! 

 [ "Epitaph" ]

1: The final words written for someone long before they were ever gone

  * e.g.,  ... The poet began crafting his own epitaph, a poignant reflection on life, years before his eventual passing.