" elected "

 [ "election" ]

1: a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election 

 [ "election" ]

1: The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

  * e.g.,  ... "The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!" 

 [ "election" ]

1: Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

  * e.g.,  ... Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for? 

 [ "Election" ]

1: Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

  * e.g.,  ... That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election. 

 [ "The Elect" ]

1: Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.

  * e.g.,  ... "We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter 

 [ "election" ]

1: A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.

  * e.g.,  ... Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich. 

 [ "Election" ]

1: A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

  * e.g.,  ... Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up? New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up. 

 [ "election" ]

1: A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

  * e.g.,  ... This electionis a waste of time. 

 [ "election" ]

1: a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip

  * e.g.,  ... The ere...election was quite exciting. 

 [ "Election" ]

1: A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

  * e.g.,  ... What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).