" eateries "

 [ "Eatery" ]

1: A name restaurants, pubs, cafes or any other establishment selling 'gourmet' style food, call themselves to sound more appealing to hipsters.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey have you been to that wicked new craft beer pub/eatery that's just opened next to the Modern Top Knot barber yet? I went there before it was a pub. 

 [ "Eatery" ]

1:  The act of eating

  * e.g.,  ...  Jon! You have commited eatery by consuming all of the cookies by yourself! 

 [ "Eatery" ]

2:  A store which is in business by encouraging people to eat; the eating is usually done by paying for the right to eat the store's food.

  * e.g.,  ...  Lets go to the eatery, I'm really hungry! 

 [ "Eatery" ]

1: A quicker way to ask someone if they "ate already"

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Jessica, did you eatery"? 

 [ "Blue Cow Eatery" ]

1: SPERMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  * e.g.,  ... you ah eating at da blue cow eatery? yeas yeas. i eat lots of de sperm. 

 [ "Dick Eatery" ]

1: The action of dick eating being present in some context

  * e.g.,  ... What is this dick eatery happening here 

 [ "Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery" ]

1: n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps. .................................

  * e.g.,  ... Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not. 

 [ "Hideout Eatery and Gaming" ]

1: The only hangout place that would get out of my house.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: I wish our friend group could hang out and play games together but Aditya never comes out of his house!