" distinguishes "

 [ "distinguish" ]

1: to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

  * e.g.,  ... I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was. 

 [ "Distinguished" ]

1: What Paul uses instead of OLD.

  * e.g.,  ... Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude! Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED. 

 [ "Distinguished" ]

1: attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

  * e.g.,  ... Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch. 

 [ "distinguishment" ]

1: the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

  * e.g.,  ... Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated. 

 [ "Distinguished Visitors" ]

1: The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

  * e.g.,  ... She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors. 

 [ "Distinguished Gentlemen" ]

1: Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.

  * e.g.,  ... That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty. 

 [ "fire distinguisher" ]

1: Something that distinguishes fire

  * e.g.,  ... Carl* Is that a fire 

 [ "distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags" ]

1: Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

  * e.g.,  ... "Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags" 

 [ "Fire distinguisher" ]

1: Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

  * e.g.,  ... Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher. 

 [ "Distinguishment" ]

1: Distinguishment = distinguished + achievement When the word "achievement" isn't enough to captivate how fantastic an accomplishment is, it is a distinguished achievement or simply put, a distinguishment.

  * e.g.,  ... "Milliam was able to secure that job offer with ease -- what a distinguishment!" "That was quite the distinguishment, brother."