" diagonals "

 [ "diagonalize" ]

1: to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.

  * e.g.,  ... "There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner. 

 [ "diagonalize" ]

2: See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

 [ "diagonal" ]

1: to be high on marijuana aka pot, reefer, gange, etc

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, i got fucking diagonal last night 

 [ "diagonaling" ]

1: A sexual act. The man and woman are in what would appear to be missionary position, but their heads are rotated around 45 degrees with the axis at their genital connection.

  * e.g.,  ... Aw, man, I tried diagonaling with Alice last night. It was an amazing sensation. 

 [ "diagonal" ]

1: When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.

  * e.g.,  ... I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal. 

 [ "Diagonic" ]

1: A massive egotistical retard that acts like he's better than everyone because he cheats in mega walls acting like a gang member skrt skrt and pisses of zed and simplymineman, also subscribe to saika

  * e.g.,  ... Hey did you hear diagonic got kicked off the hospital entrance discord No wonder lmao he deserves to die 

 [ "Weiskirch Diagonal" ]

1: A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.8 Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

  * e.g.,  ... Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons. 

 [ "Diagonal" ]

1: To be retarded, stupid, bad

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dipshit stop being so fucking diagonal 

 [ "Diagonal" ]

2: Kinda like “wack” or “ass”

  * e.g.,  ... This new album is fucking diagonal dude 

 [ "Diagonal" ]

3: Usually used with “fucking” in front

 [ "Getting Diagonal" ]

1: When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

  * e.g.,  ... "Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!" 

 [ "swag diagonal" ]

1: Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!

  * e.g.,  ... J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!" 

 [ "Diagonal Sex" ]

1: Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

  * e.g.,  ... "Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?" "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? "Yeah what's the name of it?"