" despicableness "

 [ "despicable" ]

1: worthless and condemnable vile individual and a source of monumental bullshit, someone who accused without basis and pretends to be right of his/her acts and looks like a shaved ape of no morals.

  * e.g.,  ... How dare you say I have an STD (sexually transmitted desease)Charlene?! You're despicable! 

 [ "despic" ]

1: verb

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Ay yo I just 1v1'ed Sammy at b ball and he rekt me Person 2: damn son, u sayin' u just got despiced?!? 

 [ "despic" ]

2: When a person (they/them/she/her/he/him/ze/zen) performs a despicable action towards you. This action could also be described as beautifully vile.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: yea i was despiced ... 

 [ "despic" ]

1: to make something less spicy. Sour cream works great to despicify anything.

  * e.g.,  ... this sour cream sure despicified jamie's spicy mexican feet 

 [ "Despicable" ]

1: A person who has excessive bodily hair, or hair that looks evil/cruel in some way.

  * e.g.,  ... Ollie walks into the room with long un-brushed hair and stubble. 

 [ "Despicable Me" ]

1: A fart that crawls up your balls and vibrates out the front, creating an atomic smell.

  * e.g.,  ... Grant: warning. I just let out a despicable me. Grant: Oh, despicable me... 

 [ "Despicable Fatty" ]

1: The executioners found mainly in Hemwick in the videogame Bloodborne.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was playing Bloodborne last night and I almost made it to Cainhurst, but a despicable fatty got me before I could." 

 [ "Despicable Me" ]

1: A movie containing a villain named Gru, 3 orphan girls with weird ass name, and yellow minions that assemble on que.

  * e.g.,  ... -"Did you see Despicable me?" 

 [ "Despicable Me" ]

2: Also, probably the best movie ever made. A cinema adventure filled with evil villains, freeze guns, girl-scout cookies, and fluffy unicorns.

  * e.g.,  ... --"Of course, I brought my unicorn with me!" 

 [ "Despicable Phil" ]

1: Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

  * e.g.,  ... "I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt." 

 [ "Despicably correct" ]

1: A period of time where everything goes totally and utterly correct. Nothing bad, just a perfect period of time.

  * e.g.,  ... Today I thought everything would go wrong, but it went despicably correct! 

 [ "despicable lick" ]

1: a stolen object from school- the bigger the better😈

  * e.g.,  ... I just copped this despicable lick in the bathroom.