" deportations "

 [ "deportes" ]

1: In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

  * e.g.,  ... I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now. 

 [ "deportes" ]

2: It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

 [ "deportes" ]

3: If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

 [ "deport" ]

1:  to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.

  * e.g.,  ... Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding. 

 [ "deport" ]

2:  to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly

 [ "deportion" ]

1: When you choose to abort a baby and it gets launched across the border

  * e.g.,  ... This baby is read for deportion 

 [ "deportment" ]

1:  demeanor; conduct; behavior.

  * e.g.,  ... Her reckless driving without a license was listed as a big deportment 

 [ "deportment" ]

2:  the conduct or obedience of a child in school, as graded by a teacher.

 [ "deported" ]

1: The accion of, to and or be fucked...

  * e.g.,  ... Juan Carlos Carreto. 

 [ "deporter" ]

1: An asshole with no dick

  * e.g.,  ... Ew, he's such a deporter. 

 [ "Deportation Buddy" ]

1: Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

  * e.g.,  ... Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke. 

 [ "Self deportation" ]

1: The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.

  * e.g.,  ... Mitty Romney supports Self deportation. 

 [ "Home Deport" ]

1: This is what happens to illegal immigrants whom are looking for work at Home Depot when the police or immigration comes.

  * e.g.,  ... I couldn't find anyone to mow my lawn today while cruising the parking lot of Home Deport this afternoon. 

 [ "self-deportation" ]

1: A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport. 2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.