" deployed "

 [ "deployed" ]

1: To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.

  * e.g.,  ... Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket. 

 [ "Deployed" ]

1: It's like when you move past someone on the bus and there's not enough room so your crotch rubs against their behind and you're too lazy to twist yourself so that they won't feel the protrusion but at the same time you're not actually intending to molest them so you just let it happen and hope they'll ignore it.

  * e.g.,  ... "God, it's so crowded, I hope this girl understands if I stand here deployed." Girl: "Did his dick just graze the back of my leg!?" *vomits* 

 [ "deploy" ]

1: to release; to send out

  * e.g.,  ... Wireless providers plan to deploy Bluetooth gaming devices. 

 [ "deploy" ]

1:  To get destroyed.

  * e.g.,  ...  For example when someone snowboarding goes off a jump or just in general falls on their face and crashes huge. And you witness and then you yell, "DEPLOY!"  

 [ "deploy" ]

2:  To get messed up really bad.

  * e.g.,  ... An other example would be when you're the passenger of a car and the driver almost hits the curve, you yell "DEPLOY!"  

 [ "deploy" ]

3:  To send off.

  * e.g.,  ... (These are just yelled with nothing too special.) 

 [ "deploy" ]

1: to set off from.

  * e.g.,  ... that man deployed his hot man chowder all over russells face 

 [ "Deploy the Marines" ]

1: To deficate.

  * e.g.,  ... MM3: "MM1, I'm gunna run to the head and deploy the Marines." MM1: "Oorah, go get some." 

 [ "deploy the cows" ]

1: When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

  * e.g.,  ... Cow 1:Ight where we landin 

 [ "Decoy deploy" ]

1: A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them. The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says: 

 [ "deploying units" ]

1: the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units." 

 [ "deploy the subs" ]

1: A euphemism for taking a dump. Usually used if the eminent dump is expected to be massive and/or time consuming.

  * e.g.,  ... Manager: "Nancy, please hold all my calls, I need to go deploy the subs."