" decant "

 [ "decant" ]

1: Taking a piss

  * e.g.,  ... I Gotta Decant 

 [ "decanter" ]

1: The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch. 

 [ "Decants" ]

1: The new replacement for Horse Power in a vehicle, it combines the engine, looks and cost together to get a random power measurement.

  * e.g.,  ... How many Decants does a Bugatti Veyron have? oh about 1,000,000 

 [ "decantering" ]

1:  To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... ZOMG! Decantering from such a hight!!! 

 [ "Decante" ]

1: When you bang a hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of low key.

  * e.g.,  ... Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just decante. (Has Spanish origins but is a perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious southern accent) 

 [ "human decanter" ]

1: A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking. 

 [ "Human wine decanting" ]

1: The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

  * e.g.,  ... Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock. 

 [ "Human Decanting" ]

1: When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

  * e.g.,  ... Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server! 

 [ "Go decant yourself!" ]

1: A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!