" daubing "

 [ "Daub" ]

1:  a fat joint that just begs to be smoked.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man want to quaff a fat daub after class? 

 [ "daube" ]

1: Synonyme of shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I just installed Windaube on my PC, should've stayed on Linux. 

 [ "daub" ]

1: To wipe the glans of your penis on somebody's, preferably metal, door handle. Best performed in university halls of residence or similar building housing many people.

  * e.g.,  ... "She ate his courgette cakes again. He warned her after the last time that she was cruising for a daubing." 

 [ "Daub" ]

1: Also known as or refered to as "Sweet Daub" v. The act of gently patting your butt with toliet paper instead of wiping because it is so sore from wiping in spite of the fact that you have a really high tolerance for pain.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: I have had the shits all day my ass is so sore that I cant wipe any more, all I can do is Daub it. Example 2: Person 1:I have been puking out of my choclate starfish all week long, its practically bleeding so bad I cant even wipe anymore. Person 2:Dude Ive been in the situation before all you need to do is Sweet Daub that shit. Example 3: Could be used for hemrhoids as well. In the event of hemrhoid inflamation secure a Medicated Pad and Daub the inflamed area Sweetly. 

 [ "daubed" ]

1: to cover a girl in loads of cum... can also say daub

  * e.g.,  ... "last night i daubed all over her face" 

 [ "Daubing" ]

1: The act of pressing a cat’s poophole against someone, like daubing a bingo card.

  * e.g.,  ... She was daubing Steve’s face with Tinkles while he was sleeping. 

 [ "Daub" ]

1: A German way to scream into a mic and say, "Dab".

  * e.g.,  ... Look At My Daub! 

 [ "Daub's Law" ]

1: A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy, 

 [ "Gregory Daub" ]

1: A caring person whom is funny, loyal, sweet, weird, and loving. You should really date this kiddo

  * e.g.,  ... Gregory Daub is noice 

 [ "Mud daubing" ]

1: This is the act of rubbing your penis between a person's ass cheeks while bumping against their anus,never actually penitrating it and ejeculating onto their butthole.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend enjoys walking around in public after we get done mud daubing because she enjoys the way my man juice feels between her butt cheeks.