" dads "

 [ "dads" ]

1: Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

  * e.g.,  ... Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night? 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: Error 404 not found

  * e.g.,  ... no found definition for dad? 

 [ "dad" ]

1: gone

  * e.g.,  ... dad went to get the milk 15 years ago 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: something that vanishes

  * e.g.,  ... my dad went *poof gone* 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

  * e.g.,  ... Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke? 

 [ "The DADS" ]

1: The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

  * e.g.,  ... "hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night" 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: ?

  * e.g.,  ... Me: dad? Where did you go? 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: Something that will run and never come back to you

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?" 

 [ "Dad" ]

1: The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract

  * e.g.,  ... Man! Why did my dad leave?