" custodies "

 [ "custody" ]

1: when a pudding is imrisoned agaist its will for committing a cake crime.

  * e.g.,  ... the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy! 

 [ "custodial" ]

1: The last hit on a bowl of marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... You can have the custodial, but you'll have to load a fresh one. 

 [ "Protective Custody" ]

1: Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

  * e.g.,  ... Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno. 

 [ "Friend Custody" ]

1: When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight? Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody. 

 [ "Custodial Intercom" ]

1: Noun: Garbage chute

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, have you seen Dave?" 

 [ "custody Nazi" ]

1: Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.

  * e.g.,  ... Geri is being a complete custody Nazi to Jason, he hasn't seen his daughter since the 20th. 

 [ "Custodial Engineer" ]

1: A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

  * e.g.,  ... "Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke  

 [ "Death in custody" ]

1: What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)

  * e.g.,  ... 'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like' 

 [ "Joint Custody" ]

1: When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...

  * e.g.,  ... Nah Nigga, I got joint custody! 

 [ "Chain of custody" ]

1: When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, and the woman passes the semen from her mouth to the woman's mouth sitting next to her. Usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.

  * e.g.,  ... Jon: "Who has the chain of custody now?"