" crutches "

 [ "crutches" ]

1: Deathly pre-evolved devices with the purpose of aiding one with an injured leg, knee, ankle, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... 'that guy's on crutches? he must be a menacing thug!' 

 [ "crutches" ]

2: May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength.

  * e.g.,  ... 'i get the best crack from people on crutches.' 

 [ "crutches" ]

3: ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.

  * e.g.,  ... 'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.' 

 [ "crutch" ]

1: A crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.

  * e.g.,  ... "A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications." "Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch." 

 [ "Crutch" ]

1: From a gaming perspective, a crutch is the use of an item or technique that is considered easier or generally way better than most options available. As if using a "three-wheeled bike" compared to a "two-wheeled bike"

  * e.g.,  ... "That weapon is considered a crutch because it's so easy to use and it kills people fast" 

 [ "crutch" ]

1: A thick piece of paper or tagboard used in the mouth piece of a joint to support the paper and faciliate easy smoking of said joint.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn nigga! You better put a crutch in that little prison J so we can smoke that bitch 'til the wheels fall off it! 

 [ "crutching" ]

1: verb

  * e.g.,  ... After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping. 

 [ "crutching" ]

2: to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

 [ "crutch" ]

1: Something that is necessary but impedes one from doing better.

  * e.g.,  ... Oxygen is a crutch for swimmers. 

 [ "Crutch" ]

1: A girl or boy who uses a friend of the opposite sex for comfort when there boyfriend/girlfriend are fighting with them. Then once everything is over, they become non-existant again

  * e.g.,  ... "Tyler is my crutch, he's always there when I need him, but I'd never date him!" 

 [ "Crutching" ]

1: It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser 

 [ "in crutches" ]

1: to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

  * e.g.,  ... The joke had them all in crutches. 

 [ "Crutch" ]

1: When friends are broke they get together and hang at someone's house and drink and just trip out. It's alot cheaper, so people just say they are Crutching, or they decided to Crutch. relax, chill, or drink with friends

  * e.g.,  ... I was broke last night, so I decided to crutch with a few friends.