" cross-stitches "

 [ "cross-stitch" ]

1: popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture; turkish women's favorite pastime

  * e.g.,  ... You can stitch a cross-stitch pattern on any type of fabric! 

 [ "cross-stitch" ]

1: Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

  * e.g.,  ... he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches 

 [ "Cross Stitch" ]

1: Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched. I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch. 

 [ "Columbian cross stitch" ]

1: When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

  * e.g.,  ... I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .