" cremates "

 [ "Cremate" ]

1: To incinerate.

  * e.g.,  ... Tupac was cremated. 

 [ "Crematize" ]

1: A slang term for leaving your weed to cure in a jar/pot

  * e.g.,  ... I’m going to leave this nug to crematize 

 [ "cremate" ]

1: 1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition 2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general

  * e.g.,  ... While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River. 

 [ "Cremation" ]

1: To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

  * e.g.,  ... that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow. 

 [ "Cremated" ]

1: A form of roasting, but more intense.

  * e.g.,  ... "Boi, you just got CREMATED!" 

 [ "cremated" ]

1: When you trip on Dextromethorphan and smoke some Marijuana. The name refers to the sensation of being in an oven, being burnt at 3000 degrees F.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man, I just drank a bottle of Robitussen an hour ago. I'm so tripping. The weed is making it...oh my god... OH MY FUCKING GOD! IM CREMATED!" 

 [ "Cremation" ]

1: An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die? 

 [ "Cremate" ]

1: A guy who farts under his covers then suffocates himself in the thick concoction of manmade gas gathered underneath the covers. He claims it gives him a whopper buzz and gets him "Bobbied to bits mate"

  * e.g.,  ... Oh sam is such a cremate I saw him sniffing his fingers after fingering his arse at the skatepark 

 [ "cremate" ]

1: A very soft defecation.

  * e.g.,  ... Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times. 

 [ "cremated" ]

1: To achieve a very intence high on Marijuana. Often associated with "couch-lock".

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, like... you know when I say.. that like... man... I am cremated"