" crash-landed "

 [ "Crash landing" ]

1: One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

  * e.g.,  ... Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man. Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints) Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone. 

 [ "Crash Landing" ]

1: A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass? 

 [ "Crash Landing" ]

2: Hence the "crash landing".

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!! 

 [ "Crash Landing" ]

1: An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet? 

 [ "crash landing" ]

1: When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)

  * e.g.,  ... Aidos: Hey Krystal, why are you walking like that? 

 [ "crash land naked" ]

1: Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.

  * e.g.,  ... "The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @ 8bm.com 

 [ "Crash Landing" ]

1: When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.

  * e.g.,  ... Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto. 

 [ "crash land" ]

1: verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.