" copilots "

 [ "copilot" ]

1: an amphetamine tablet

  * e.g.,  ... I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep. 

 [ "Copilot" ]

1: When you are peacefully taking a shit in a public or workplace bathroom with a row of stalls and someone comes in and takes the stall right next to you.

  * e.g.,  ... Zach was droppin a duece at work, reflecting on his day, when Jeff came in and copiloted him. 

 [ "copilot" ]

1: similar to wingmen, when two guys go to a bar and they help each other hook up with desirable girls. In biology this would be similar to a mutualistic relationship in which both organism benefit each other.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve and Tom are going to a bar but they are copilots instead of wing men so neither of them will have to flirt with a fat chick to help the other hook up with her hot friend. 

 [ "copilot" ]

1: When one gay man jacks off another gay man. Usually misconceived as another mans best friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow my copilot helped me so much last night!! 

 [ "Copilot" ]

1: A variant of the wingman, only in this case, the two guys are looking to hook up with the same woman for an MMF threesome. The men can be either straight and not interact with each other during the threesome, or it can be a bisexual event in which all three are having sex together. The idea is that instead of Guy 2 being the wingman of Guy 1, both guys take turns "working in the same cockpit" (an obvious euphemism for how both guys will be taking turns penetrating the same vagina).

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Hey man, want to hit the bar and find some honeys to get laid with tonight?" 

 [ "Copilots" ]

1: Predominately Spanish and German people, that often hang out together and tend to say, write etc. the same things at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, look at Clara" 

 [ "Copilots" ]

2: Thus, Copilots often get on the nerves of their surrounding, and slowly they segregate from mankind because more and more people judge them as stinking nerds.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't pay attention to her. She's a Copilot" "Do you think that Finnegan is in love with Clara?" 

 [ "Copilots" ]

3: Additionally, Copilots are often frustrated 'cause they will never be able to be the real pilot of an aeroplane, as no flight company would employ two copilots at once.

  * e.g.,  ... "No - they're just some freaky Copilots 

 [ "copilot" ]

1: When you are driving and need both of your hands for something, the passenger can be asked to take the wheel while you do what you need to do. Can be used as a noun or verb.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: "Hey, do you want a hit this bowl?" 

 [ "Copilots" ]

1: "Copilots" are often defined as predominately Spanish (even Catalonian) and German teens of different sexes that often hang out together. Due to the humongous amount of time they spend together, they tend to use the same phrases at the same time. Thus, other persons that get in contact with "Copilots" mostly get irritated and feel rejected because of their parrallel speakings. In fact, a pair of "Copilots" may seem harmless at first, but through their segregation from the society they act in the undergroundand may form a cell that is difficult to be observed.

  * e.g.,  ... C.: "Oh, I'm Catalonian." 

 [ "Silent Copilot" ]

1: When you are having sex in a bed where there happens to be a third, non participating party, who silently observes. This person is often a pedal steel player.

  * e.g.,  ... When we shared that hotel room in Fayetteville, Wes ended up as my silent copilot. 

 [ "Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse" ]

1: What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?