" contortion "

 [ "contortion" ]

1: Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

  * e.g.,  ... At the circus I saw contortion 

 [ "contort" ]

1: To twist out of shape

  * e.g.,  ... You can contort a piece of metal 

 [ "contorted" ]

1: twist or bend out of its normal shape.

  * e.g.,  ... James contorted every object around him 

 [ "Contortion" ]

1: The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible." Molly: " That would be fun!" 

 [ "Contort" ]

1: An actual retort.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did Contort leave again?" 

 [ "penis contortion" ]

1: The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life! 

 [ "penis contortion" ]

2: i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 2: what? 

 [ "penis contortion" ]

3: the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist 

 [ "Penil Contortion" ]

1: When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

  * e.g.,  ... I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.