" concocts "

 [ "concoct" ]

1: To come up with/to create something.

  * e.g.,  ... Dano will concoct a plan to donkey punch Kim Kardashian. 

 [ "Concoction" ]

1: An assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag. The concoction is then dropped in the crowded hallways of Kingwood High School by the concoction triumvirate-Sam, Andy, and Chad.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate!" 

 [ "the concoction" ]

1: First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

  * e.g.,  ... I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction 

 [ "Concoction" ]

1: First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

 [ "The Cracky concoction" ]

1: Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do? Person 2: No, what was it this time? Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction. 

 [ "Chocolate Concoction" ]

1: A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....." 

 [ "Chocolate Concoction" ]

2: A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.

 [ "Conscious of your Concoction" ]

1: How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?" 

 [ "eruption concoction" ]

1: when a male ejecaculates in a mixed womens drink when she is not looking

  * e.g.,  ... i made lindsay's drink a eruption concoction 

 [ "concoction" ]

1: random shit mixed up into some random shit

  * e.g.,  ... "she fed the pill bug a concoction of mashed up apples and paper" 

 [ "concoction shot" ]

1: A shot of alcohol consisting of the combined remaining drops of various seemingly empty alcoholic bottles, containers and cans which include but are not limited to hard liquor, wine, beer, sake or even NyQuil.

  * e.g.,  ... We completely ran out of alcohol late last night but Bob needed his fix so bad he took all the empty bottles made a concoction shot with whatever drops were left. What a pathetic lush.