" conches "

 [ "the conch" ]

1: An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch

  * e.g.,  ... Pass the conch! I have to announce the loosing of my virginity! 

 [ "Conch" ]

1: Colloquialism for the vagina; referring to the often pink parted cavity that is common to both the female genitalia and the large mollusc.

  * e.g.,  ... I was poised over the top of her and then I jammed it in her conch. 

 [ "Conch" ]

1: A euphemism for cunt

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is such a conch. 

 [ "conching" ]

1: -verb-

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!" 

 [ "conching" ]

2: While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

  * e.g.,  ... "This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"  

 [ "conching" ]

3: The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

  * e.g.,  ... "I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!" 

 [ "conching" ]

4: CONCHER

 [ "conching" ]

5: -noun-

 [ "conching" ]

6: One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

 [ "conching" ]

7: Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.

 [ "conching" ]

1:  the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

  * e.g.,  ...  *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching. 

 [ "conching" ]

2:  cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

  * e.g.,  ...  alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night. 

 [ "conching" ]

3:  cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

  * e.g.,  ...  don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour. 

 [ "conch" ]

1: the bowl-shaped part of the ear, where soundwaves are bounced into the inner ear. Commonly pierced.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't believe she stretched her conch piercing to 2 ga" 

 [ "conch" ]

1:  Any of various tropical marine gastropod mollusks, especially of the genera Strombus and Cassis, having large, often brightly colored spiral shells and edible flesh.

  * e.g.,  ... "You may have been around since 1975, but you'll never be a true Conch." 

 [ "conch" ]

2:  Person born in the Florida Keys, an island chain at the southernmost tip of Florida, also referred to as the "Conch Republic" Anyone having lived in the Keys for 7 or more consecutive years may call themselves a "freshwater conch".

 [ "conch" ]

1: A powerful word that when used in an explictive way could describe pain, displeasure, or hatred. Often replaces other more common sware words.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike-Hey dont look now but here comes Mark. 

 [ "conch" ]

1: n. A versatile word used to:

  * e.g.,  ...  What up conch!  

 [ "conch" ]

2:  Express camaraderie

  * e.g.,  ...  That slut took my seat. What a conch! 

 [ "conch" ]

3:  Express general disgust and annoyance

  * e.g.,  ...  He was actin real conchy today. 

 [ "conch" ]

4:  adj. Delineates one's state of goofiness or strangeness

 [ "conch" ]

1: A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."