" comprehensively "

 [ "comprehensible" ]

1: The ability to be clearly understand or capacity to perceive. kom-pri-hend

  * e.g.,  ... "Why is google saying that comprehendable is not a word?" 

 [ "comprehensible" ]

2: The true spelling of comprehendable; Comprehendable from English word comprehend. Several poorly educated Americans decided on "comprehensible."

  * e.g.,  ... *5 hours later* 

 [ "Comprehension" ]

1: Understanding

  * e.g.,  ... beyond comprehension of human mind 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

1: accumulative

  * e.g.,  ... Econ 207 final exam is comprehensive. 

 [ "Comprehensive" ]

1: adjective: Ebonics for Socialistic; having the qualities associated with Socialism; euphemistic term for socialistic. See comprehensive health care reform, comprehensive financial reform, comprehensive immigration reform, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... The president is a comprehensive douchebag. 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

1: In the United Kingdom comprehensives are secondary schools (high schools) which are paid for by the government, unlike independent schools (private schools) and have no power to select their students based on academic ability, unlike grammar schools.

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: I'd expect that kind of debauchery at the comprehensive down the road, but not here at The College! * 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

2: After five years of being taught little else most of their pupils are evidently unable to use a condom correctly.

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: Can we stop acting like a bunch of retards from the local comprehensive and get on with the work! * 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

3: Left-wing people generally believe that pupils of different abilities should be taught in the same schools(!). They closed down almost all of the grammar schools with the aim of providing 'equal opportunities' - condemning intelligent children from poor families to seven years of hell before finally getting to university.

  * e.g.,  ... * laughs all round, we all that know our teacher went to a comprehensive himself 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

4: About 90% of British schoolchildren now attend comprehensives.

  * e.g.,  ... Snob (boy): I can't believe you kissed a girl from a comprehensive, you've probably got AIDS now! 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

5: A training ground for the next generation of drug-dealers and prostitutes.

  * e.g.,  ... Snob (girl): Oh my God, some boys from the comprehensive flirted with me on the bus (shudders) I thought I was gonna get raped! 

 [ "Comprehensive" ]

1: Dragoon gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

  * e.g.,  ... Even swear, I never said I was a family friendly channel, I just didn't swear until now, deal with it. Comprehensive :) 

 [ "comprehensive" ]

1: very long word

  * e.g.,  ... comprehensive is a long word 

 [ "Vegeta's Comprehension" ]

1: Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!" 

 [ "lack of comprehension" ]

1: One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

  * e.g.,  ... NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses" 

 [ "Alchemical Comprehension" ]

1: Being able to look past words and syntax to understand the message.

  * e.g.,  ... Grammar police are quite lacking in their alchemical comprehension