" complexified "

 [ "Complexifier" ]

1: Someone who likes to complicate things.

  * e.g.,  ... Reggie: gurl you know regifina, she keeps making everything such a big deal. Isabella: she's such a complexifier, Isaiah's the same way. 

 [ "complexify" ]

1: To make more complex.

  * e.g.,  ... The additional pieces only served to complexify the problem. 

 [ "complexify" ]

1: The process of making a simple action more complex.

  * e.g.,  ... Only the DMV can complexify standing in line. 

 [ "complexifier" ]

1: A euphemism for penis, something that confounds a situation or makes things significantly more confusing. Jeff Bezos accused David Pecker (a Trump supporter) and the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" (The New York Times). Pecker claimed to have obtained messages of Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez, threatening to publish those texts and photos. President Trump is not a fan of Bezos nor the Washington Post, which is now owned by Bezos. Bezos hired a private investigator to determine how his private information leaked and to determine whether the National Enquirer was politically motivated. In consideration of Bezos' ongoing divorce and the common theme in this story of dick, Pecker, and semi-erect manhood, possibly the best euphemism for penis is complexifier (Stephen Colbert - LSSC episode 2019 Feb 12). (According to Google Ngram, the first published instance of this word in English was in Outposts, Issues 1-29, published by Kraus Reprint, University of Michigan in 194 It has since appeared in a number of other publications, but is not a common word in the English language. Etymologically, it may be of French origin.)

  * e.g.,  ... "My ownership of the Washington Post is a complexifier for me. It’s unavoidable that certain powerful people who experience Washington Post news coverage will wrongly conclude I am their enemy." -Jeff Bezos, 2019 Feb 

 [ "complexifier" ]

1: Jeff Bezos's euphemism for the word penis.

  * e.g.,  ... I think the best euphemism for "penis" is complexifier. It does make things more confusing. 

 [ "complexify" ]

1: to unnecessarily complicate or obfuscate

  * e.g.,  ... When my science teacher explains things I was sure I understood, he will complexify it and I don't understand it anymore. 

 [ "complexify" ]

1: To make something complex. (See also, Complex)

  * e.g.,  ... I complexifyed my website. 

 [ "Complexify" ]

1: To make something complex for no apparent reason.

  * e.g.,  ... "That slick salesperson really likes to complexify the process...anybody know what he is talking about?" 

 [ "Complexify" ]

2: Other forms:

 [ "Complexify" ]

3: - Complexified (past-tense)