" collisions "

 [ "collision" ]

1: The Runescape clan famous for raping eternal honour in the longest pkri in runescape history.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear about collision? I heard they tore eternal honour a new butt hole. 

 [ "collision" ]

1: A violent and rather unpleasent meeting between two football players.

  * e.g.,  ... In fact, collisions are the reason behind the NFL moving to flag football. 

 [ "head on collision" ]

1: The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

  * e.g.,  ... "-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb. 

 [ "head on collision" ]

2: 1) Serve a shot of Kahlua

  * e.g.,  ... -Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision" 

 [ "head on collision" ]

3: 2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light

 [ "head on collision" ]

4: 3) Chug in one gulp

 [ "Tactical Collision" ]

1: A fancy, and professional way of saying that you are going to ram something on the battlefield.or other situation.

  * e.g.,  ... man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!" 

 [ "thesauric collision" ]

1: N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.

  * e.g.,  ... While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice." 

 [ "Arizona Collision" ]

1: When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision. 

 [ "Flesh Collision" ]

1: The act of one's thighs/belly/ass-cheeks ramming against their partner's body parts during intercourse, producing a loud smacking sound. Also synonymous with high five.

  * e.g.,  ... The flesh collision of my girlfriend's ass cheeks and my thighs kept our room-mate up all night. Flesh collision, bro! *High-five* 

 [ "Anal Collision" ]

1: Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

  * e.g.,  ... "Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now" 

 [ "comment collision" ]

1: when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque! 

 [ "collision course" ]

1: A great collaboration by linkin park and jay-z where jay-z's songs are combined with linkin park's songs to produce some good ones and some not so good ones

  * e.g.,  ... "We doin big pimping we spendin G's"