" coitus "

 [ "coitus" ]

1: What Sheldon Cooper says instead of sex

  * e.g.,  ... Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ... 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: fancy way to say fuck

  * e.g.,  ... Wanna coitus?! ;) 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract

  * e.g.,  ... Kris Ann's sister was shocked when I informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus. 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: Scientific reference for 'doing the dirty', having a 'no pants dance', or advancing courtship. Coitus is commonly used in a popular TV show, The Big Bang Theory.

  * e.g.,  ... Penny: *opens door* "Hey, my power's out, can I stay here for the night?" 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud.

  * e.g.,  ... Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste. 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: A sciency-sounding word for SECKSSS. Sheldon Cooper from the show The Big Bang Theory often replaces the word "sex" with "coitus".

  * e.g.,  ... Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night? I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!! 

 [ "coitus" ]

1:  Sex

  * e.g.,  ... Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus. 

 [ "coitus" ]

2:  Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

 [ "coitus" ]

1: The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hmmm" 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: Sex. The physical act of love.

  * e.g.,  ... Maude: "Do you like it?" 

 [ "coitus" ]

1: Sexual intercourse, where the male inserts his penis in to the female's vagina. The majority of males are stimulated in to ejaculating liquid filled with millions of semen.

  * e.g.,  ... Barney: Yeah let's have sex.