" clinchers "

 [ "The Clincher" ]

1:  The factoid that seal's the deal basically. 'Case Closed'.

  * e.g.,  ... "So it turns out there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction?" "Yeah! Here's the clincher; the President is just a dumbass that lied!" 

 [ "The Clincher" ]

2:  Track 1 on the album 'This type of thinking could do us in', by Chevelle.

 [ "clincher" ]

1: A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.

  * e.g.,  ... "That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher." 

 [ "the clincher" ]

1: One in the pink, and four in the stink. It is when you bend a lady over and shove your thumb in her pussy and your other four fingers up her ass.

  * e.g.,  ... As soon as that slut bent over i gave her the clincher. 

 [ "clincher" ]

1: Slang term for a vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man did you see that girl's clincher?" 

 [ "Clincher" ]

1: A faggot who clinches their butt cheeks together while procrasterbating.

  * e.g.,  ... Jestin is sure a clincher. 

 [ "Clincher" ]

1: The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy kicked me square in the asshole and gave me a 2 minute clincher. 

 [ "Scandinavian Clincher" ]

1: Scandinavian Clincher When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus. A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver. If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.

  * e.g.,  ... Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day? Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened." Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ." Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher." 

 [ "Double Clincher" ]

1: When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

  * e.g.,  ... I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work. 

 [ "Ass Clincher" ]

1: A excedingly tough situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher 

 [ "clinchers disease" ]

1: When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.

  * e.g.,  ... "Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions." He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.