" clenching "

 [ "clenching" ]

1: To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

  * e.g.,  ... I've been clenching ever since I got to work. 

 [ "The Clench" ]

1: Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.

  * e.g.,  ... Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench 

 [ "Clenching" ]

1: When a woman's uterus and vagina contract causing unbelievable pleasure course through her body.

  * e.g.,  ... My lower belly clenched in anticipation of his cock. I could imagine it like it was happening. As my vagina was clenching, all over my body pleasure ran through my veins. 

 [ "clench" ]

1: when one squeezes their ass cheeks together.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: why does your ass look so toned? 

 [ "clench" ]

1: when your pussy quakes and tightens at the thought or sight of something nut worthy.

  * e.g.,  ... when i saw that video of jacob sartorious, i clenched immediately 

 [ "clench" ]

1: adj. - When you have little time to do something; close; difficult. Not to be confused with what you do to with your ass cheeks to prevent poop from involuntarily exiting.

  * e.g.,  ... "We have to be there in 5 minutes, it's gonna be pretty clench." "I have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now." "The exam had so much on it I barely finished. It was pretty clench." 

 [ "Clenching" ]

1: A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together. Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, what are you doing tonight?" "I'm going clenching with some friends" "Ha, good luck.." 

 [ "Clench" ]

1: Clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no sexual feelings towards. All three participants leave their clothes ON and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. Then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of "shots" by Lmfao while chanting "clench clench clench". Continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. Usually done when completely wasted. Often accompanied by feelings of "WTF" the next day upon reaching sobriety.

  * e.g.,  ... guy: did you get any last night? 

 [ "Clenched" ]

1: Someone who is tryharding at video games, or is jacking off really fast

  * e.g.,  ... Wow that guy is so clenched. 

 [ "Clenching" ]

1: The act of one male homesexual tightening up his anus so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. To make ones asshole tighter.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm having a difficult time taking a leak today...Robert's been clenching the shit outta me lately.