" classifications "

 [ "classification" ]

1: The process of grouping things based on their similarities

  * e.g.,  ... That kid Kanin is grouping things based on similarities which is also called Classification 

 [ "Classif" ]

1: A cool way to say classic. Antomnym: Unclassif

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Oh my god did you see Sharon today? She is totally classif. 

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

1: System used for identifying different types of party's or a social get together. An early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. This system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together. Classifications: Stage 1:

  * e.g.,  ... Party Classifications Stage 1 - This party sucks! Party Classifications Stage 2 - This party definitely needs more action! Party Classifications Stage 3 - This party is pretty live! Party Classifications Stage 4 - WOW! Look at all these people! I love it! RUNNN COPS!!! 

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

2: Party Size: 4 - 6 persons

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

3: Sex Ratio: 3 Men : 1 Woman

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

4: Police Encounter: Extremely low

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

5: Noise: Low to moderate Stage 2:

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

6: Party Size: 7 - 9 persons

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

7: Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 2 Woman

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

8: Police Encounter: Low to moderate

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

9: Noise: Moderate to high Stage 3:

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

10: Party Size: 10 - 15 persons

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

11: Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 3 Woman

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

12: Police Encounter: High

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

13: Noise: High Stage 4:

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

14: Party Size: 16+

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

15: Sex Ratio 4 Men : 4 Woman

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

16: Police Encounter: Extremely high

 [ "Party Classifications" ]

17: Noise Extremely high

 [ "Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification" ]

1: Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification is a more nuanced and modern way of classifying a person's self-identified sexual attraction. It has two facets: Assigned-Sex Attraction

  * e.g.,  ... My sociology report included a section about Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification and how human sexuality is nuanced. 

 [ "Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification" ]

2: Assigned-Expression Attraction So for example, people we consider having a typical hetero-attraction would have a) opposite assigned-sex attraction , and b) opposite assigned-expression attraction. For example, the typical man is attracted sexually to biological women, and feminine gender expression.

 [ "classification" ]

1: An animal that is dumb

  * e.g.,  ... Reese your a classification