" cites "

 [ "cite" ]

1: to quote(a passage, book, author, etc.), esp. as an authority:

  * e.g.,  ... He cited the Constitution in his defense. 

 [ "'cited" ]

1: Short for excited.

  * e.g.,  ... "I got front row tickets to see Iron Maiden!!! I'm 'cited!!!" 

 [ "cited" ]

1: A Shortening of the word "Excited".

  * e.g.,  ... "Fuck man i'm so cited bout these strippers!" 

 [ "Cited" ]

1: Just like a strong excited feeling when your over tired, or it’s nearly bedtime, or waiting for food and you get a burst of silly energy.

  * e.g.,  ... I can’t wait for chinese tonight, I’m getting proper cited. 

 [ "CITE" ]

1: Short hand for "Call-InternetMessage-Text-Email"

  * e.g.,  ... "CITE me!" (meaning...call me, I/M me, text me, or email me) 

 [ "Cited" ]

1: When your OTP (One True Pairing) is too cute and you can't even. Or Too legit to quit.

  * e.g.,  ... Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Jolie-Pitt) are cited. Yo dude, that 360 mlg no scope was cited. 

 [ "cited" ]

1: shortened form of the word excited

  * e.g.,  ... Barry: "Dude! You ready for the party later?" 

 [ "cited" ]

2: usually used when one is so excited they entirely skip the first part of the word

  * e.g.,  ... Sam: "Yeah, man, I'm so cited!!" 

 [ "Cited." ]

1: A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.

  * e.g.,  ... Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited." *Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees* Sniper: "Cited." 

 [ "cite" ]

1: short for: cock in the ear

  * e.g.,  ... I completely failed my philosophy midterm, what a CITE. 

 [ "cite" ]

2: It is best used as a substitution for "fml" because of the overuse of "fuck my life."

 [ "cite" ]

1: The act of having fun at all costs.

  * e.g.,  ... If you can breathe, you can cite. If you like ice cream, you can cite. If you have a butt, you can cite. Citing is all about having fun. As long as you're having fun, you're citing.