" citations "

 [ "citator" ]

1: A bad mofo' known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"

  * e.g.,  ... Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Citator and got dropped by a gavel to the head. 

 [ "citation" ]

1:  The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.

  * e.g.,  ...  "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways) 

 [ "citation" ]

2:  A very fast jet made by Cessna.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!" 

 [ "Citations" ]

1: References to a body of work for which the author is credited. It's how you would determine the quality of, say, a piece of psychological literature.

  * e.g.,  ... Hym *buzzer noise* "WRONG!!! Just because you are trying to collectively deny me the credit half does not mean that you get to ignore the 'reference' half of the citations. To say that it is decent is to lie blatantly. It is objectively and quantifiably good. I also have people adopting my mode of being and banging your daughter and more famous than everyone. HAHAHAHAHA! OBJECTIVITY! It's great for when petty cowards try to deny you! How many references? How many citations? Do I have more than Dr. Buss? Do I have more than him? Hahaha!" 

 [ "Citation" ]

1: Slow as jet made by Cessna

  * e.g.,  ... the Citation ISP is the only aircraft to get birdstrikes from the rear 

 [ "Citate" ]

1: Verb. To write a citation. Usually performed by police officers.

  * e.g.,  ... Ofc. Will said, "Sit down or I will citate you for disorderly conduct." 

 [ "[citation needed]" ]

1: When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!" 2:"citation needed" 

 [ "citation needed" ]

1: Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

  * e.g.,  ... Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed 

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

1: A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot. 

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

2: note: there are different version of the ricer citation.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation. 

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

3: "You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Good Idea! 

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

4: Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

5: Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

6: Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

7: Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

8: Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

9: Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

10: "The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

11: _Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

12:  -Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

13:  -Is big enough to smuggle watermelons

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

14:  -Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

15: _Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

16:  -Improperly/poorly installed-------------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

17:  -Doesn't match paint job---------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

18: _Less than desirable paint job---------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

19:  -Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

20:  -Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

21: _Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

22:  -Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

23:  -Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

24: _Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

25:  -By cutting the springs-----------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

26:  -Without the use of a camber correction kit-----

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

27: _Incorrect badging:--------- ----

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

28:  -VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

29:  -Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

30:  -Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

31: _Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

32:  -NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

33:  -Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

34:  -Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

35:  -Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

36: _Miscellaneous---------------------- - --

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

37: "Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

38: Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

39: Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

40: Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

41: Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra

 [ "Ricer Citation" ]

42: Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____

 [ "Citation Needed" ]

1: A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.

  * e.g.,  ... Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed. Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed. 

 [ "citation needed" ]

1: One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

  * e.g.,  ... Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)