" choirs "

 [ "choired" ]

1: A verb used to describe the act of lightly teasing in order to make a woman scream like a choirboy.

  * e.g.,  ... I just choired your mums gash 

 [ "choir" ]

1: 1)A group of people who sing together. They are often divided into several main voice parts including: sophranos, altos, tenors, and basses. In addition, these may vary according to the nature of the choir. A men's choir might have a full range of parts including tenor, baritone, and bass, while a woman's choir might have 1st and 2nd sophranos, contraltos, and/or altos. A mixed choir usually has some combination of both. There are also show choirs, who usually do choreographed dance moves to add flair to their singing. Gospel choirs are usually found in churches, as are regular church choirs.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) A choir sang at the church ceremony. 

 [ "choir" ]

2: 2) In a high school setting, choir is a sometimes overlooked class or activity. True choir lovers can usually be identified by the way they randomly break out singing anywhere, anytime. There are sometimes even section stereotypes, just as in band: sophranos are ditzy, altos are just jealous of the sophranos, etc. Choirs can often be spotted wearing rather dorky but cool choir robes.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I went to choir class and sang my heart out. 

 [ "Choir" ]

1: A group of the most talented students in the entire school. Students in choir travel in packs and can often be found fraternizing with band kids. Choir is no time for socializing, although there are choir social events to be attended. For students in choir, practical jokes are asking the director the director things like "was my B flat in tune?" when they have had no B flat in the entire song. The highlight of the choral year is the musical, where students practice three months to perform five shows.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you know Bob is in choir? 

 [ "Choire" ]

1: A beautiful person who usually has dirty blonde hair and green eyes she has nice plump lips wich all the boys love and a stunning figure that all the boys fall for Choire is usually Scottish and is very kind although if she’s in the mood she can be a bit of a bitch she gets her stunning figure when she is around the age 12-13 wich all the girls in her class are so jealous of, she enjoys stealing other people’s grafts and she can also help people get grafts, she is a very confident outgoing person who enjoys doing drama and is sometimes good at singing depending on the song, altogether everybody loves Choire and the world would not survive without them for they are the ones that keep everything going and they love it when there is some intresting drama going on as long as it’s not too much I’m her gorgeous figure doesn’t get the boys attention then her flirting sure will for she likes to say that she is ugly in hope of they saying that she is beautiful, wich she obviously is, Choire is amazing xxxxx

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Choire has such a nice ass 

 [ "choir" ]

1: short for "you're preaching to the choir"

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, is she fly or what?" 

 [ "choir" ]

2:  Acknowledgement with complete agreement. See also "sayin'" or "given."

  * e.g.,  ... "Choir." 

 [ "choir" ]

3:  Agreement, but as a response where one is dumbfounded or shocked that another party didn't think there would be agreement.

  * e.g.,  ... -OR- 

 [ "CHOIR PRACTICE" ]

1: Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)

  * e.g.,  ... "Meet you after work, choir practice tonight" 

 [ "preaching to the choir" ]

1: Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced.

  * e.g.,  ... "We could start a new tradition, Birthdays without Boyfriends. It could work." 

 [ "English Choir" ]

1: A terrace full of English football fans chanting or attempting to sing popular songs, always amended with highly offensive lyrics directed at the opposing fans or players of the opposing team.

  * e.g.,  ... "England is down by 8-0; here goes the English Choir" 

 [ "choir boy" ]

1: Term used to completely embarrass and degrade someone. Originally from the Schwartzenegger's movie "End of days" (1999), used massively in Arnold's prank calls on youtube.

  * e.g.,  ... You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY! 

 [ "choir dweebs" ]

1: Members of a High School choir (auditioned). Arch rival of the Band Nerds, and tolerated by the Orchestra Nerds. Always seems to get out of school for music events more than anyone else.

  * e.g.,  ... "omg the music hall is being overrun by choir dweebs!"