" chancers "

 [ "chancers" ]

1: Pervy men that think are really hot, and try and hit on fit girls. most likely to be freaks, ganstars or disgusting builders. perve

  * e.g.,  ... he a right old chancer 

 [ "chancer" ]

1: 1: A person unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.

  * e.g.,  ... You would think that chancer would have hired a qualified engineer to fix that faulty electricity pylon. 

 [ "chancer" ]

2: 2: A person who is reckless in their behaviour.

 [ "chancer" ]

3: Can also be used in a derogatory or humourous manner.

 [ "chancer" ]

1: British slang for a scheming opportunist. Usually, it means someone who acts "kind" and takes advantage of a situation and manipulates said individual(s), without their consent. And later exploits it for their own gain. The American term is: opportunist or swooper

  * e.g.,  ... The Polish female immigrant chancer married the rich English noble in hoping that she would later rake in billions of his pounds. Then divorced him and took at least half of his money. See: gold-digger 

 [ "Chancer" ]

1: Chancer: to push one's luck. To stay in the game a wee bit too long. To believe one is above repute. To annoy someone to the extent that they are bound to get a headbutt.

  * e.g.,  ... Mayday Malone, Haloween XIII(Thanksgiving), Survivor Antarctica, Keyshawn Johnson, Rob Johnson, Brad Johnson, People who say fo shizzle mo crepes. French people from France or Quebec and American's (generally) 

 [ "chancer" ]

1: to release gas while taking the chance of soiling your pants

  * e.g.,  ... After eating taco bell he let out a chancer that stunk up the whole resturant and stayed close to the bathroom just in case. 

 [ "Chancer" ]

1: Our mate Noel Young from the pub..

  * e.g.,  ... "He's wearing that fake Armani again, Oh he's definately a chancer" 

 [ "chancer" ]

1: a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

  * e.g.,  ... "craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night." 

 [ "tuscan chancer" ]

1: A person that is obviously chancing it, but is them self unaware, or a chancer from tuscany..

  * e.g.,  ... "Those windows aren't tinted you absolute Tuscan Chancer!" 

 [ "cancer chancer" ]

1: One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.

 [ "Bunch of chancers" ]

1: A group of people unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to email that bunch of chancers 19 times over the last 6 months and the problem is still not fixed. Seriously, why do they have to make it so hard. What a bunch of cunts. 

 [ "Bunch of chancers" ]

2: They have a dangerous mix of imposter syndrome and narcissistic traits so they are not truly aware of how absolutely useless they are.

 [ "Bunch of chancers" ]

3: If you ever have to deal with a Bunch of chancers in business you'll find that they make the most basic tasks completely infuriating. Can also be used in an affectionate manner