" carpellate "

 [ "carpel" ]

1: a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

  * e.g.,  ... your such a carpel. that’s not a complement. 

 [ "Carpel Thumbal" ]

1: An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.

  * e.g.,  ... His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease. 

 [ "Carpel Thumbal" ]

2: Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

 [ "Carpel Thumbel" ]

1: This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?' 'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'. 

 [ "Carpel Anus" ]

1: a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

  * e.g.,  ... John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus. 

 [ "carpel thumbel" ]

1: The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

  * e.g.,  ... His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.