" cables "

 [ "Cable" ]

1: A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus. Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States). After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... "Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable." "Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down." 

 [ "cable" ]

1: Old skool fat gold chain

  * e.g.,  ... He is flossing with them phat cables 

 [ "cable" ]

1: fast Internet service

  * e.g.,  ... I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa 

 [ "cable" ]

2: AKA highspeed broadband

 [ "cable" ]

3: requires purchase of a cable modem.

 [ "cable" ]

4: speeds of up to a few mb.

 [ "cable" ]

5: great for downloading porn and viewing it

 [ "a Cable" ]

1: a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

  * e.g.,  ... "I've just laid a cable" 

 [ "cable" ]

1: To lay a 'cable'

  * e.g.,  ... I am going to lay a cable 

 [ "cable" ]

2: To hang a crap

  * e.g.,  ... I am going to do some cable work for telstra 

 [ "cable" ]

3: To take a shit

 [ "Cable" ]

1: A character from Marvel's X-MEN comic books, he's the son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor. Later, he was sent to the future, where he was raised by people named Redd and Slym; these were actually Cyclops and Jean Grey. A telepath/telekinetic, he trained with the Askani, many years in the future; later on, he came back in time to fight Apocalypse. He also led the New Mutants for a time, and later, X-Force. He is also a close friend of Domino's, and currently lives in New York City.

  * e.g.,  ... No, he's comatose. Cable left him braindead. 

 [ "Cable" ]

1: A length of stool/feces

  * e.g.,  ... He cut a serious cable this morning 

 [ "cable" ]

1: the thiccest bitch with the fattest ass in town. everyone wishes they had an ass as fat as hers.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: omg do you see cable over there? 2: duh! she has the fattest ass ever! i wish she would date me! 

 [ "cable" ]

1: A character on Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use so they can do Viper Beam 5 million times in a row.

 [ "cabling" ]

1: The act of pointing a lazier on a hard wood floor and making a cat chase after it until it runs in to a set of bowling pins or pin like objects.

  * e.g.,  ... Type in cat bowling in youtube -> cabling