" buttered "

 [ "buttered" ]

1: The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.

  * e.g.,  ... Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else. 

 [ "buttered" ]

1: Extremely intoxicated on any substance; mostly relates to alcohol.

  * e.g.,  ... You should have came to the kegger last night! Everyone was buttered! 

 [ "buttered" ]

1: To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated

  * e.g.,  ... "Jesse got buttered" 

 [ "buttered" ]

1:  average joe meaning: - Bladdered

  * e.g.,  ... He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement. 

 [ "buttered" ]

2:  Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.

 [ "buttered" ]

3: The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).

 [ "buttered" ]

1: to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo I'm off to get buttered" 

 [ "buttered" ]

1: buttered means coke high.

  * e.g.,  ... "michele, i'm buttered!" 

 [ "buttered" ]

1: mad, over anxious, disturbed

  * e.g.,  ... he got so buttered over the fact that he wasn't good at the game. 

 [ "Buttering" ]

1: It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.

  * e.g.,  ... Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident. Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering. Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea! Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated. Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect! * later that day. All: Surprise!!! Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected! Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick. Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party. Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable! 

 [ "that's butter" ]

1: Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter" 

 [ "Butter It" ]

1: The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb. It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.

  * e.g.,  ... "John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?" "John said he wanted to Butter It." ------- "We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."