" biologic "

 [ "biological" ]

1: A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.

  * e.g.,  ... I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological. 

 [ "#biological" ]

1: When something is awkward but biologically awkward. #biological.

  * e.g.,  ... "In a hundred years everyone in this building will be dead." 

 [ "Biologizing" ]

1: The act of doing biology.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan was Biologizing when he was studying the mitochondria. 

 [ "Biologize" ]

1: verb: A euphemism for sex, stemming from the word 'biology'. It is to engage in starting a biological reaction with another individual.

  * e.g.,  ... Gabay: Ey bro, did you finish that English assignment? Claire: Nah dawg, me and my boyfriend decided to just biologize. 

 [ "Biolog" ]

1: Stupid piece of shit where you waste your time writing observations of nature

  * e.g.,  ... I had to sit outside to write my biolog for 2 fucking hours just to satisfy my Biology teacher. 

 [ "biological footprint" ]

1: The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big. 

 [ "biological clock" ]

1: Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.

  * e.g.,  ... Oi...where's all this hair coming from? 

 [ "biological clock" ]

1: when a female begins to desire to have a child, or when a female develops motherly instincts, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend won't stop talking about how sweet and cute babies are and how she wants to have one now - her biological clock totally went off!! My friend says she doesn't want children...I guess her biological clock hasn't gone off yet. 

 [ "biological whorefare" ]

1: The act of hiring someone who is infected with an STD (sexually transmitted disease) to hook up with someone to intentionally infect them with said STD

  * e.g.,  ... "I committed some Biological Whorefare on Tina, serves her right for cheating on me!" 

 [ "biological graffiti" ]

1: Any conglomeration of spit, skeet, urine, and scat(any bodily fluids and/or solids) in a public area.

  * e.g.,  ... Neal can look past the potleafs and the initials scribed into the stall door. But he could not pretend the toilet seat wasn't littered with biological graffiti.