" bingers "

 [ "bingers" ]

1: To take a drag from a bong

  * e.g.,  ... who wants some bingers? 

 [ "bingers" ]

1: An elastic bands used by females to put their hair in a ponytail.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo girl ya bingers are BANGIN'! 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.

  * e.g.,  ... The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial. 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder Person 2: Leave us alone, binger. 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: To shoot oneself in the foot.

  * e.g.,  ... "I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight." 

 [ "Binger" ]

2: To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.

  * e.g.,  ... "They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game." 

 [ "Binger" ]

3: To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.

 [ "Binger" ]

4: See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.

 [ "Binger" ]

1: Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant

  * e.g.,  ... Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: attempting to disparage another in a manner that ends up hurting ones own self interest

  * e.g.,  ... binger one who uses a strap on long enough to penetrate ones self 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant

  * e.g.,  ... Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: To really fuck something up beyond comprehension

  * e.g.,  ... David pulled a real Binger today when he lost the prosecution the big case 

 [ "Binger" ]

1: An insufferable prick. Also known a douche' or dick bag.

  * e.g.,  ... That prosecutor is such a binger.