" behaved "

 [ "Behaves" ]

1: You gotta be haves my bros

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Because he cries when he has to wait an hour to eat a granola bar. He has to wait an hour to because his blood sugar is rollercoastering because he spend all morning fucking his staff. He's creating the problem that is effecting him and then crying about the results. Which I think is why you have to much sympathy for him. Because you all do the same thing. You create the problems you're bitching about. And then cause generates effect you throw your hands in to the air and say "WeLl GoSh! WhAtEvEr CoUlD hAvE lEaD tO tHiS tRaGeDy!? Oh My!" But I'm repeating myself... Myself, on the other hand, my problem is created by YOU. What is my problem? The aggregation and dissemination of information about me (with out my consent) that is used for the express purpose of altering my mood, behavior, and/or choices. I treated him how he behaves. You treat me in a certain manner to get me to behave. I complain? Immediate mockery. He cries like a bitch over a granola? "Oh PoOr bAbY! LeT mE sChEdUlE a SlUt To CoMe SuCk YoUr DiCk!" It's sick. It doesn't make any sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?" 

 [ "behaving" ]

1: verb

  * e.g.,  ... Brynn says she's been behaving lately...pssht, I know I have!! 

 [ "behaving" ]

2:  To conduct oneself in a specified way, usually meant in a sarcastic fashion.

 [ "Behave" ]

1: Go ahead with that chill that out

  * e.g.,  ... Shaquilla : gurl i'ma whip that ass 

 [ "behavement" ]

1: Behaviour relating specifically to physical (usually distasteful) actions.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex1) Speaking about ass licking is not a behavement; while the actual licking of an anus is. Ex2) "Any homosexual behavement is banned". Homosexuals are allowed to freely speak and talk about what they do. But the actual behavement is banned. 

 [ "bible and behave" ]

1: "Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious

  * e.g.,  ... Do you want to bible and behave after church today? 

 [ "silly behaving" ]

1: said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

  * e.g.,  ... a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away. The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him. Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins. 

 [ "Behave yourself" ]

1: watch your behavior.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there 

 [ "Behave yourself" ]

2: be careful what you do

 [ "Behaving British" ]

1: The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

  * e.g.,  ... "I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British." 

 [ "No shave behave" ]

1: A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

  * e.g.,  ... Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him? Kayla: I cant, no shave behave! 

 [ "Well behaved" ]

1: When someone tells you to be well behaved it means dont be fucking annoying. You can be anything you want just dont get on peoples nerves. If being yourself means you will be a cunt, dont come to the party.

  * e.g.,  ... Grace was drunk at the party but at least she was "well behaved"