" baptizes "

 [ "Baptized" ]

1: When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard 

 [ "Baptize" ]

1: To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

  * e.g.,  ... You should baptize that before you light it up. 

 [ "baptized" ]

1: slang football term for getting hit real hard

  * e.g.,  ... OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor 

 [ "baptized" ]

2: originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott

 [ "BAPTIZED" ]

1: When a man recieves oral sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that bitched baptized me last night 

 [ "baptizing" ]

1: the method of wetting a joint with you lips so it would burn slower.

  * e.g.,  ... "yo, let's smoke a joint" 

 [ "Baptize" ]

1: To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... I just baptized that bisha!  

 [ "baptized" ]

1: Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

  * e.g.,  ... I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well! 

 [ "baptized" ]

1: southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized. 

 [ "baptize" ]

1: To water or dilute, as in liquor.

  * e.g.,  ... Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf! 

 [ "Baptized" ]

1: The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.

  * e.g.,  ... Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!