" babysitter "

 [ "babysitter" ]

1: A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck! 

 [ "babysitter" ]

1: A person who sits on a baby's dick.

  * e.g.,  ... My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby. 

 [ "babysitter" ]

1: In the drug world, babysitter refers to 75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter? 

 [ "babysitter" ]

1: The person who sits on babies.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey don't hire a babysitter. 

 [ "Babysitter" ]

1: Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

  * e.g.,  ... What a babysitter 

 [ "Babysitter" ]

1: When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre 

 [ "Babysitter" ]

1: See: Cumsplotion, you must.

  * e.g.,  ... Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe. 

 [ "The babysitter" ]

1: Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore

  * e.g.,  ... Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time 

 [ "Babysitter" ]

1: A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter. 

 [ "Babysitter" ]

1: A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone

  * e.g.,  ... Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.