" awaits "

 [ "await" ]

1: a fancier word for just 'wait'. Seriously, why don't people just take the extra effort to add in a few more words to make it make sense?

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, bruh, I just wrote this sentence in English. Dope, or nope?" 

 [ "HELL AWAITS" ]

1: a perfect example of a religous fanatic.

  * e.g.,  ... HELL AWAITS: science is teh evil, along with the occult, and paganism or anything outside of my religion! 

 [ "HELL AWAITS" ]

2: thinks EVERYTHING from the outside the box is "evil".

  * e.g.,  ... random person: take your zealotry somewhere else, troll... 

 [ "Awaiting pisser" ]

1: When you have gone on cars ride for 3 hours plus each trip and you like damn boi gotta piss so bad.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: What's that weird dance that guy over there's doing? 

 [ "ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety)" ]

1: When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.

  * e.g.,  ... 8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week." 9:00am- 10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded. 

 [ "Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia" ]

1: Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.

  * e.g.,  ... He is so so in the closet he's awaiting passport clearance from Narnia! 

 [ "G-awaits" ]

1: A feminine troll who feeds off the pain of others Also have the tendency to express homosexual behavior

  * e.g.,  ... Stop being a G-awaits please and thank you 

 [ "The Autobahn awaits you" ]

1: A term used to tell another individual to quote,”Play in traffic”, to imply that one should commit the self imposed ending of one’s life by allowing one robe struck by oncoming traffic.

  * e.g.,  ... Facebook trash: “Your people are thieves and murderers!.” You: “The Autobahn awaits you, have fun!.”