" averts "

 [ "avert" ]

1: a chick with high hotness levels

  * e.g.,  ... how that babe sure is a avert 

 [ "crisis averted" ]

1: It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

  * e.g.,  ... My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted 

 [ "faith-avertive" ]

1: Someone who is allergic to religion

  * e.g.,  ... Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive 

 [ "Avert-O-Vision" ]

1: 1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see. 2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body. 3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me. 2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help. 3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers. 

 [ "crisis averted" ]

1: The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

  * e.g.,  ... HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG 

 [ "Ala-clara-walatin-avert" ]

1: The combination of the several brands of chewable allergy medications. Alavert, Clariton,and Walatin.

  * e.g.,  ... I need some Ala-clara-walatin-avert for my allergies. 

 [ "Avert" ]

1: To avoid something.

  * e.g.,  ... One my way to work I had to avert a car. 

 [ "Avertation" ]

1: To be in amis to the fact that you’ve alerted me and or another of presences unknown that to have responded to advertion something you dislike or are not fond of had alert said person or persons of an avertation...

  * e.g.,  ... Hey I just gonna go to ... hey did you hear that ... what... an avertation to my speech ... what do you mean... I fucking stuterred