" autoerotic "

 [ "autoerotic" ]

1: Autoerotic is the practice of stimulating oneself sexually.The most common autoerotic practice is masturbation, and the two terms are often used as synonyms, although masturbation can also occur with a partner.

  * e.g.,  ... how was your date? 

 [ "autoerotism" ]

1: Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls. 

 [ "autoerotism" ]

2:  The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

 [ "Autoerotic Decapitation" ]

1: An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

  * e.g.,  ... Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?" Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation." 

 [ "Autoerotic Mummification" ]

1: Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... "Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men." "Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan." 

 [ "autoerotic hyperventilation" ]

1: A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

  * e.g.,  ... Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time. 

 [ "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" ]

1: You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation 

 [ "autoerotic asphyxiation" ]

1: A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

  * e.g.,  ... That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know. 

 [ "autoerotic asphyxiation" ]

1: cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

  * e.g.,  ... fun to feel so high from sex 

 [ "Autoerotic Defenestration" ]

1: The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

  * e.g.,  ... I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration 

 [ "Autoerotic fellatiation" ]

1: The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.

  * e.g.,  ... John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.