" atoned "

 [ "Aton" ]

1: Disrespectful brat who makes quick money on the side to get a vainglorious item or for showboating.

  * e.g.,  ... Damina: Hey girl, are you driving to Buffalo? Random coworker: Yes I'm going shopping. Damina: Can you buy me brand name accessories, i'll give you 500$. Random coworker: You're being such an Aton! 

 [ "Atones" ]

1: The word "bummer" misspelled using T9 word text format on some mobile carriers.

  * e.g.,  ... Emily: "Dude! I have a double exam in French tomorrow!" 

 [ "Atones" ]

2: Also as a synonym for the word "bummer" - not cool, lame, "that sucks", etc.

  * e.g.,  ...  Justin: "Atones, dude!" 

 [ "Aton" ]

1: Aton, the best friend anyone could ask for. he is extremely loyal and very caring. sometimes has humor that is hard to understand. he will always be there for you when it counts. defends family and friends. when you meet an Aton never lose him... because that would be the worst mistake you could ever make. He has his feminine side at times but that's what makes him relatable to girls.

  * e.g.,  ... Omg, my bf is such an Aton 

 [ "Atonement" ]

1: The acceptance to the FACT that ALL MINDS ARE JOINED, AND ALL MINDS ARE HEALD

  * e.g.,  ... I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement. 

 [ "atonic" ]

1: Toronto slang for an annoying person

  * e.g.,  ... Your annoying, you atonic 

 [ "Atone" ]

1: awesome, man with large penis, extremely seductive to women, attractive, hot guy

  * e.g.,  ... Mannn I wish I was atone. 

 [ "tip atonement" ]

1: The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.

  * e.g.,  ... Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!" 

 [ "Atoner Boner" ]

1: Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.

  * e.g.,  ... During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was I got a huge atoner boner. 

 [ "Atonement Academy" ]

1: Irrelevant

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to? 

 [ "Sober Atonement" ]

1: The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover? Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again. Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in. Earl: YEAH! Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say? 

 [ "Sober Atonement" ]

2: ... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.