" aqueducts "

 [ "Aqueduct" ]

1: An aqueduct is a large structure used to transport fluid from one place to another.

  * e.g.,  ... KIND OF LIKE YOUR MOM!!! aqueduct 

 [ "Aqueduct" ]

1: A place where you can lose all your money, gamble with loads of degenerites, and slap a program against your thigh while yelling nonsence like an asshole at the top of your lungs.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, lets go to Aqueduct and win some money! 

 [ "Sperm Aqueduct" ]

1: Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt

  * e.g.,  ... 1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America. 

 [ "Sperm Aqueduct" ]

2: A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".

  * e.g.,  ... 2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.  

 [ "Sperm Aqueduct" ]

3: The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2

 [ "Roman Aqueduct" ]

1: sexual act requiring 3 or more people (one must be male); sexual act when a woman ejaculates/urinates down a man's penis which runs over the balls, down the taint, and to the anus. The preceding liquid is to be drunk by the third party at the site of the anus. Named after the Roman Aqueducts that brought water to Rome from surrounding areas using a network of drainage areas and gravity.

  * e.g.,  ... A man and a woman are having sex. She ejaculates and the preceding liquid is drunk by a third party that ran down the mans penis, over his balls, down his taint, and pools up at the anus. This is a Roman Aqueduct. 

 [ "The Bleached Aqueduct" ]

1: When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.

  * e.g.,  ... "I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct." 

 [ "Asshole Aqueduct" ]

1: The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.