" alps "

 [ "Alp" ]

1: Alp is the realest, most genuine, and kindest person you will ever meet. He is funny in a way that lights up a room, which is why he has a lot of friends. However, he also has a lot of high standards and will choose close and loyal friends. You can tell Alp anything as he is trustworthy and will appreciate you, if you open up to him about your life, or secrets. He is stubborn in a good way because there’s nothing he can’t do if he puts his mind to it! On the outside, he easily grabs attention with his charisma: it’s just hard to not smile at him when he’s talking to you. He has a pretty-boy face with sparkling eyes, and usually a distinctive hairstyle. He has a tall, hot body- just like the mountains () if you have an Alp you most probably have a best friend and the coolest boyfriend. Alps are cool, there is no other like Alp.

  * e.g.,  ... Your name is Alp? 

 [ "Alps" ]

1: 1) A well known mountain range in Europe (Austria, Switzerland, Italy ) where it's possible to do some great skiiing and snowboarding.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "Since I went up and down the alps I don't even mind San Francisco's hills anymore." 

 [ "Alps" ]

2: 2) "alp solid" (slang: "alpsolite") is often used instead of "rock solid".

  * e.g.,  ... 2) "So you're sure this is gonna work?" 

 [ "ALPS" ]

1: Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.

  * e.g.,  ... That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day. 

 [ "alp" ]

1:  A common Turkish name for individuals

  * e.g.,  ... "Look, it's Alp sleeping!" 

 [ "alp" ]

2:  An individual exhibiting lethargy on a daily basis

 [ "alpe" ]

1: alpe, shortened form of the mexican frase, "como ano al pene", which in english means, "like a cock in an anus", referring to the properties of tightness or fit.

  * e.g.,  ... "That ring suits your finger alpe" 

 [ "Alps" ]

1: Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo dude, check out the alps on that one." 

 [ "ALP" ]

1: Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).

  * e.g.,  ... "* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP" 

 [ "ALP" ]

2:  Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)

  * e.g.,  ... "hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?" 

 [ "ALP" ]

1: The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.

  * e.g.,  ... The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one) 

 [ "Alping" ]

1: Rudely shooting down someone who is trying to get your attention in a social situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! Did you see Ryan? He's totally Alping that girl who was trying to dance with him! He just shook his head and walked away! 

 [ "Alp" ]

1: a nickname for tits

  * e.g.,  ... Look at her giant Alps.