" alerting "

 [ "Alertive" ]

1: A word Jerry says

  * e.g.,  ... You are alertive. 

 [ "Alert" ]

1: A remote ass military outpost in Northern Canada. The most northerly inhabited place in the world. So remote, the polar bears think it's too cold.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo why don't we just deport Johnny to Alert. He's a fucking idiot tbh. 

 [ "alert" ]

1: to get attention or to just say

  * e.g.,  ... "alert whats going to occur?- see occur for further reffrence 

 [ "Alertism" ]

1: The common practise of identifying a problem without even attempting to suggest a solution. This can range from tangible problems (e.g. a broken cupboard door that is simply flagged to housemates via WhatsApp) to more intangible problems (e.g. a therapist merely pointing out toxic behaviours without offering suggestions for how to change those behaviours and/or what aspirational healthy behaviours could look like). Those that practice this often feel that through identifying a problem they have done their bit or done enough. In reality, without the follow-through, the problem remains but we just see it more clearly.

  * e.g.,  ... The difference between The Great Hack and The Social Dilemma is that the latter actually offered a solution - the former was just one great big exercise in alertism. 

 [ "alert" ]

1: 1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck). 2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!" 2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now" 

 [ "Boomer alert" ]

1: Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

  * e.g.,  ... Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!" 

 [ "College Alert" ]

1: When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.

  * e.g.,  ... Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!". When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval. 

 [ "haram alert" ]

1: haram alert is pork

  * e.g.,  ... haram alert pork 

 [ "presidential alert" ]

1: An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

  * e.g.,  ... I just got a presidential alert! 

 [ "Cancer alert" ]

1: A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... Make YouTube great again by getting rid of cancer alert