" aeroplanes "

 [ "aeroplaned" ]

1: A foursome with 3 men and 1 women, one phallus in each of the ladies orifices, preceding to make her “airtight”

  * e.g.,  ... Me and the lads met a girl the other night, she was very forward, so we took her home and aeroplaned her 

 [ "aeroplane" ]

1: Aeroplane can be defined as-

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that bassline on Aeroplane....how is that humanly possible? 

 [ "aeroplane" ]

2:  a big thing that flies.

 [ "aeroplane" ]

3:  A song off one hot minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's bassline started research into the new science of 'Quantum Bass Playing', whereby a bassist and his instrument essentially become one on a quantum level whilist playing. In Buddhism, this is known as Bass-lightenment. FLEA is the only human ever known to have achieved this ultimate goal (although Cliff Burton came pretty close} sparking rumours that he is, in fact, God.

 [ "aeroplane" ]

1: )a word used when you have notihng else to say

  * e.g.,  ... "soo...... whats up?" 

 [ "aeroplane" ]

2: )a really good song by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

  * e.g.,  ... ".............aeroplane!"-me 

 [ "aeroplane" ]

1: The single most functional and revered word in the english language.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at that aeroplane" "Shut the aeroplane up!" "Aeroplane!" and the favourite "I'll aeroplane your aeroplane so aeroplaning hard that your mother's aeroplane will crash" 

 [ "aeroplane" ]

2: Can be used as a noun, verb, expletive, as a complete sentence or as a fragment of a sentence. There are devotees to the word aeroplane and who will interject it into conversations as often as they can. Although this is always forgiven, because as previously stated, it is the most functional and revered word in the english language.

 [ "aeroplane" ]

1: The correct spelling of what the American's call 'airplane' because they can't be arsed to pronounce it right. The same general rule can be applied to most of the English language that they've decided to take over. See also wordcolour/word.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) The aeroplane took off from England, flew to America where it became an airplane and ceased to exist. 

 [ "aeroplane" ]

1: the best chili peppers song.

  * e.g.,  ... dude aeroplane rocks! 

 [ "aeroplane blonde" ]

1: a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

  * e.g.,  ... There goes another aeroplane blonde! 

 [ "aeroplane food" ]

1:  Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

  * e.g.,  ... Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!" 

 [ "aeroplane food" ]

2:  A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

  * e.g.,  ... Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food." 

 [ "aeroplane food" ]

3:  A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.

  * e.g.,  ... BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'. 

 [ "aeroplane blonde" ]

1: A woman who looks blonde, but she has a black box.

  * e.g.,  ... look at her roots, you can tell she's an aeroplane blonde. 

 [ "Aeroplane Blonde" ]

1: Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

  * e.g.,  ... Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box