" accessing "

 [ "access" ]

1: to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

  * e.g.,  ...  Greg accessed John's butt. 

 [ "access" ]

1: an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it

  * e.g.,  ... look above 

 [ "access" ]

1: devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

  * e.g.,  ... Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again. 

 [ "accessibility" ]

1: The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!" 

 [ "accessibility" ]

2: *See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale

 [ "access" ]

1: getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

  * e.g.,  ... you have vip acess ;) 

 [ "access" ]

1: Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

  * e.g.,  ... Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?" 

 [ "access" ]

1: (computers) to use

  * e.g.,  ... I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it. 

 [ "access" ]

1: to gain entrance to.

  * e.g.,  ... i gained access to that girls pussy 

 [ "Accessible" ]

1: A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.

  * e.g.,  ... "There is something about her that is just so accessible" 

 [ "access" ]

1: 90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.

  * e.g.,  ... I would rather listen to Access than have sex.